Wednesday, August 16

Today's Lesson: Never Tell Your Sister You "Hate That Picture"

So I've taken to trotting around Bethesda like I own the place. Head held high, hair flowing in the sun, the slack in the hip of my grey workpants demonstrating the 10 hours of racquetball I've played this week, a wide, confident strut, one black shoe and one navy shoe... *screech!* Wait. What?!?

Shit.

Yup, I pulled a Shane. See, people, this is why I need at least 8 hours of sleep. I'm talking at least eight hours. Yeah yeah, it was a very important (potentially life-changing) conversation that kept me up until the wee hours, but we must keep these things in perspective. I'm just no good on 5.5 hours of sleep! Any less than that and I'm likely to show up for work without pants. And that's not good for anyone. Anyone at all.

10 comments:

dwb said...

don't you know the moon is what keeps the tides in check. damn you JB...DAMN YOU...

Swishy said...

I once walked around with two different boots on ... it took, like, FIVE HOURS before I noticed.

kershdo said...

** gasping ** "Pulled a Shane" ** gasping ** Oh, how I will never forget that moment!!

kershdo said...

Nice skivvies, dwb. nice skivvies.

Anonymous said...

That Dude is HAWT!! i'm bookmarking your blog.

DaGince said...
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DaGince said...

What I want to see is a picture of the aledged..all ledge ed...the shoes I wanna see the shoes, you mismatched so and so...I dont have thing for feet or anything, MY friend does, so if you wwoulsd jsat get on wtith the totoesie picturtes....is it hot in here?

Scott said...

Damn girl...you know what they say...every girl needs a gay man to stand outside her door every morning shaking their finger and head going "nuh-uh sistah, i don't think so!" Where was yours this a.m.??

Now, as for the pic...that is one FINE piece of ass. Delicious. Makes me wanna....ooooooh.

dwb said...

take a good look at this picture because it is the last one you will ever see JB take of me.

Anonymous said...

You can read with the light from that moon