It's rare that I listen to terrestrial radio these days, but I tuned in to Don and Mike long enough this afternoon to hear 4 chicks named Karen in a row call in to participate in a Valentine's Horror contest. $100 prize. Standing on line at the dry cleaners' with phone in hand, I called.
They picked up on the first ring. Caught me totally off guard. Boom, I was on the radio!
My little story spilled out of me in a completely uncomedic fashion, for all of terrestrial radio as well as the entire mob awaiting their dry cleaning with me to hear.
Larry once gave me half of a Snickers' bar for Valentine's day. He wrapped it and everything. Gave it to me in front of all of our friends and I cried and threw it at him. Don and Mike couldn't have cared less. They hung up on me.
I made it back to the car just in time to hear the "live" replay. Oh, the humanity! *blush*