Would you believe that AAA still hasn't fixed my car? Ok, that's not entirely true. Some 14 hours after my original call, they did actually show up and install my battery. However, in the process, the dude managed to render my hoodlock useless. I didn't realize this until I hit the road and the hood flopped open, like a giant gaping black mouth, completely blocking my view of the road.
The next loud sound you hear is me.
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