I'm entering a local bumper-sticker contest and trying out some new engaging mottos. Tell me what you think:
Oklahoma:
-And you Thought Gaithersburg was Devoid of Culture
-The Gun and Pawn State
-Don't let the "OK" Fool Ya!
-Really Open Minded and big Enough to Listen to Other People's Opinions
-If you Were in N'awlins With Donna, You'd Have Cirrhosis by Now
-Wagoner Cabs; An Untapped Niche Market
-Just as flat as Texas but G'head and Mess With Us.
-Muskogee; A Very Fair Trade for a Week in Vegas
According to its' current (and confusing) Official motto, the City of Muskogee passed away in 1998...
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The first and last lines win for me. I'll think of something later =)
..Where the wind goes sweepin' down the plains....
My liver is doing just fine, thank you very much! Matter of fact, it's screaming for more, more, more. But, then again, I've only been here for 2 nights. I never want to leave.
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