A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the thing I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the thing I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to eat one.
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