Sorry, that's not really me talking. Or yelling in Brian's ear. It's my evil twin.
Some cashier chick at Costco (with great skin) told me that I look "strikingly like the lady from Nine Months". If you are having a hard time containing your laughter, please refer yourself to today's title. And hey, did you know that today is national "Love Your Costco Cashier" day!?
Costco love comes in bulk!