Keeping Your Mouth Shut is a Solid Contingency Plan

Gave the webcam the night off, mostly because that thing eats eight AA batteries per night and is therefore getting pretty costly to run, but also because I couldn't get the prime egging spot at the front of the building. It appears the eggers took the night off as well. Maybe they don't even bother leaving the house when it's not welfare check day?

Sorry, that's not really me talking. Or yelling in Brian's ear. It's my evil twin.

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Some cashier chick at Costco (with great skin) told me that I look "strikingly like the lady from Nine Months". If you are having a hard time containing your laughter, please refer yourself to today's title. And hey, did you know that today is national "Love Your Costco Cashier" day!?


Costco love comes in bulk!