Tuesday, January 25

Eggstatic.

Ok, way less amused this time. Definitely not in a "get-your-car-egged" type of mood. Not that I was in one on Friday, but due to it being Friday, I was tolerant of some incommodiousness. I mean enough is enough, already. I don't know what I'm going to do yet to reciprocate, but reciprocate I shell. I mean shall. Damnit.


I'mma incommodious someone, big time.

5 comments:

Joel said...

that su-ucks. does someone have a grudge against you or something???

honeykbee said...

I don't think it's personal. Lots of cars in our ghetto corner are getting splattered.

Of course, that doesn't answer your question...

luke said...

tips for revenge: upon careful scientific analysis of your picture and the sticky substance that appears dripping down the side of your already-dirty car, it is obvious that the attacker acted in premeditated derision. that definitely calls for revenge. I recommend one of those 3-person water baloon launchers. An egg fired from one of those will not only splatter with enough force to eliminate any discovery of your firing position, but also maybe splatter egg on bystanders or on other, harder to clean areas of the car.

EBC3 said...

Hopey says it was her. She used her fertile ovaries to project egg matter everywhere. LOL.

honeykbee said...

Fertile what now?! Are you guys at it again?? Don't tell me she lost all that weight just to go and get knocked up again...?