Sunday, March 28
Just Say No To No Drugs!
Forget the fortune cookie and look out Ghandi, the next wave in spiritual resources is clearly going to be the ever-knowing pizza box:
Thursday, March 18
Brain Drain Feign Sane
Top of my page from yesterday's morning meeting:
Where is your brain? Seriously, where is your brain?? Well, I know where it isn't... this isn't even close to yesterday's correct date! Not even in the same decade!
How exactly am I supposed to go around, making fun of other people's intense and mystifying stupidity, when I can't even write down the correct day at the top of my page? Let alone the correct YEAR!
The sadder truth is that there was actual thought-process here. Upon taking pen to paper I recall saying to myself, "let's see, it's St. Patrick's day..." and what you see above is the outcome of what happens when I try to engage the space where my brain once resided.
2007? Did I really think it was 2007? While that would certainly explain the cuffs on my pants, I seriously have nothing left but to wonder and bemoan aloud, "oh woe is me, what has become of my feeble, feeble brain"...
Where is your brain? Seriously, where is your brain?? Well, I know where it isn't... this isn't even close to yesterday's correct date! Not even in the same decade!
How exactly am I supposed to go around, making fun of other people's intense and mystifying stupidity, when I can't even write down the correct day at the top of my page? Let alone the correct YEAR!
The sadder truth is that there was actual thought-process here. Upon taking pen to paper I recall saying to myself, "let's see, it's St. Patrick's day..." and what you see above is the outcome of what happens when I try to engage the space where my brain once resided.
2007? Did I really think it was 2007? While that would certainly explain the cuffs on my pants, I seriously have nothing left but to wonder and bemoan aloud, "oh woe is me, what has become of my feeble, feeble brain"...
Wednesday, March 17
Hurry Up And Read This, I Have To Pee
Dangnabit. The dashboard readout of "71 degrees" didn't show up in the photo. Point being: can you believe these filthy, humongous, piles are still all over the DC area?
Further, can you believe that I haven't posted in the better part of a month and the best I could come up with was another weather-related report??
Yeah, me neither. Le sigh!
It's true what they say about the unborn sucking up all your resources. Brain go bye-bye or something.
Further, can you believe that I haven't posted in the better part of a month and the best I could come up with was another weather-related report??Yeah, me neither. Le sigh!
It's true what they say about the unborn sucking up all your resources. Brain go bye-bye or something.
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