Speed Cameras Are Communism

Happy Valentine's Day to the Giggity Impaired

I Assure You, Kellogg's..

...pissing off this particular demographic will prove none-too-helpful to the sale of Froot Loops and/or Pop Tarts.

Outraged by the hypocrisy? Numb to it all? Couldn't care less? Click here to join Huffington Post blogger, Lee Stranahan's petition:


"We believe that most people over the age of 12 would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high."

Goodnight Small World, Goodnight Moon

Always doing their part to support the economy and international relations, my folks just landed in India. They plan on spending 2 weeks in Nepal, and just spent 14 hours on a plane getting there. Exhausted, my mom contacted me via IM to let me know they had arrived in one piece. We didn't chat long, as they were about to pass out, and getting online probably costs 1.6M rupees per minute. It was all "yadda yadda we made it", "yadda yadda great", then she said goodnight and I typed, "goodnight mom, goodnight dad, goodnight moon". Not my usual farewell or anything, total random childhood book mention.

Six minutes later, B sends me a picture message of his cousin's edition of Goodnight Moon being packed into a box in Chicago.



Sometimes the world freaks me out a little.

Hey, Phelps, You Lose Your "Ganj"?

Medicinal Marijuana?

By Kelvin Robinson

NBCWashington.com

updated 33 minutes ago

WASHINGTON -- The D.C. Fire Department is launching an investigation after a bag of marijuana was found in the back of a city ambulance.

A paramedic found the ganj while assisting a patient, department officials said.

D.C. Fire Chief Dennis Rubin issued the following statement: "I will not, and this department will not ever tolerate illegal activity by our members on or off duty." He added the department has a random drug testing policy for the entire agency, and "this incident clearly illustrates why random drug testing is needed."

It's unclear where the pot came from -- or how it wound up in the ambulance -- but the medic who found it immediately notified his supervisor, investigators said.

Rubin added that the health and well-being of patients is of grand importance to their operation and there is no place for drug use in the D.C. Fire & EMS Department.