Wednesday, February 16

SPER-M!

I got the most interesting email today from Shannon Stevenson. Seems, though I don't know her, she's very interested in assisting me with a personal problem. Had I even known help was out there, I would surely have been too embarrassed to it.

So today I am thankful for Shannon Stevenson, her prolific vocabulary, and technology.


From:"Shannon Stevenson"
To: Me
Subject: Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 21:36:59 +0100

Heya!

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You probably don' t want to click there.

2 comments:

Beakerz said...

Um.....yea.....EW

Anonymous said...

Gross! Yeah, WTF? This is now one of the most common spam messages. What woman really gives a fuck about this (besides people in porn)?
p.s. If one cares, the way to improve "the shot" is to build up the muscles with practice and kegal-like exercises.